The Burrito of Eternal Life.
Responsible for all creation.
Bow before: Tortilla, Bean, and the Holy Cheese.
Then, hereafter go and make burritos of all kinds.
Sell them in the name of the Tortilla and of the Bean and of the Holy Cheese.
But is you buy from the heathen our savory Saviour. Ask yourself.
How much more will the mold of Crisp, who through the eternal Wrap offered himself without blemish to Cheese, purify us to serve the editable Lord.
Follow the one true doctrine.
Follow the Burrito of Eternal Life.