Blessed cow from whence cheese came,
Mother of Cheese.
Hollowed be Thy name.
Processor of Cheese, oh holy man.
To the packer of Cheese, Holy Father, binder of cheese.
Thereby bringing about the MIGHTY CHEESE unto us.
Unto the unworthy,
blessed carrier of the Lord’s mighty load.
To seller of Cheese whom Cheese allows profits from
Unto the eater,
Blasphemer of Mighty Cheese and His Spirit.
For He who gave,
His only begotten Single Severing Slice,
so we may all blaspheme and eat His brethren,
so bow down before Him for without Him and His mighty
mother milk we would not know the wonders we have today.